Madea Reveals the 5 Things You Need to Do to Create Your Own Big Happy Family


1. Watch my back—and I’ll watch yours!

I don’t care how mad I am at you or how many times you smacked your gum in my face. If you’re a part of Madea’s family and someone tries to lay a hand on you, I will grab the biggest frying pan I’ve got in my kitchen and…HAAAAALLELU-YER!