Today In WTF News: Man Bursts Into Flames While Watching Porn

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Police and firefighters are searching for clues about what caused a San Francisco man to spontaneously combust while watching porn in a private booth at a sex shop.

Crew members from a private ambulance parked near the sex shop in the city’s South of Market neighborhood spotted the porn junkie running down the street while on fire just after 6 p.m. Wednesday, a fire department spokesman told the Daily News. 

Authorities got to the scene quick enough to put the unidentified man out. He is now being treated for life-threatening burns over 90% of his body, the fire spokesman said.

Investigators said they didn’t know how the man caught fire and were searching the booth for flammable materials or other accelerants.

Wow. No comment.

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