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The Power of Kim Kardashian

Her coochie must be gold.

The second oldest sister of the Kardashian clan finally got her fairytale ending when NJ Nets player Kris Humphries proposed to her last month. But snagging the right beau to walk down the aisle with has been a challenge Kim has willingly taken on as a “hopeless romantic.”

Is anyone surprised Kim is actually wife material with such a colorful past? Let’s take a look shall we.

Before Kim was thee Kim Kardashian she was a 19-year-old teenager married to music producer Damon Thomas. After giving the marriage a go for three whole years, the couple divorced. Prior to her friendship with former bff Paris Hilton, little was known of her except that her father was a big shot attorney for OJ Simpson. In 2007 a sex tape- rumored to be intentional- was released with ex-boyfriend Brandy’s little brother Ray J. Kim files a lawsuit against Vivid Entertainment for ownership rights, but later drops the suit opting for a settlement instead. And a star is born.

The premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and her blossoming new romance with New Orleans Saints football player, Reggie Bush, made 2007 a great year for the new star. Off and on and off again the couple dated until early 2010 before calling it quits. For good. Once Bush was out of the picture she dated Gabriel Aubry, Miles Austin and Cristiano Ronaldo in search of love that she eventually found with Humphries.

KK managed to get a man, not just an ordinary man but a wealthy one, to wife her despite her lackluster sex tape all over the worldwide web.

I’m no hater. Just curious as to her method. If she were a Black woman she wouldn’t be afforded the luxury of having what some might call a sketchy past without being ridiculed, let alone be able to find ballers to date or marry. But that’s neither here nor there.

Kim is no doubt a beautiful woman. Her personality is about as boring as a paper clip, but she seems nice nonetheless. But wife material? To a baller?

Men’s egos are a beast. I don’t know one man who would be able to be in a relationship, definitely not marry, a woman who their boys have most likely seen sexing another man on tape. Lots of men hold onto this Virgin Mary perception of their woman because it’s just better for their ego that way. Yet somehow Kim has managed to get a man to look past it all.
Is her beauty so mesmerizing that it trumps her sexual past? Perhaps her heart is so kind one cannot help but to fall in love with her. Or maybe she cooks a mean spaghetti and meatballs.

I’m certain it’s her p*ssy. Chick is riding the D like no other. Kris, 26, has never had an ass like that. Kim, 30, with her experience jumping from baller to baller, has had eons of practice perfecting pro moves. And her head game has to be something serious.

Whatever it is, it’s working for her, majorly. Her subpar performance four years ago in the now infamous sex tape has led to a whopping $65 million for her entire family. She continued to work that cooch like no other until one finally put a ring on it. Critics can argue all day about her lack of talent. But the power of her p*ssy cannot be denied.

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Six years ago, Kelly Rowland released her fourth studio album titled Talk a Good Game. The project boasted hit singles like "Kisses Down Low" and the transparent "Dirty Laundry." Now, the Houston native is preparing to release a project that'll surely satisfy fans' patient earbuds.

In an interview with Billboard, Rowland shared her hopes for putting out a new body of work and the pressure that she's encountered since she's been in the studio. "This is by far the longest, most pressure-filled process ever, only because I know what it's supposed to be and I have been so hard on myself. I know it," she said. "And it's the first time I've said it out loud. I've been extremely hard on myself. But it's definitely coming, and I'm more so excited about this project than anything else."

The news follows the recent release of Rowland's "Kelly" track, which was met with critical acclaim in November 2018. In addition to preparing the release of new music, the "Motivation" singer discussed fans' wish for a Destiny's Child reunion. The rumors have been fueled by social media photographs of Rowland with either Beyonce or Michelle or all three, especially during Beyonce's past Coachella performance. But Rowland assures readers that it's not what they think.

"It's so funny. I guess every time people see us together, they just see music but I see sisterhood, and that's what we are and that's what me, her, Michelle [Williams] and Solange and I are. People see us all together, they immediately think music. I'm like, no. Just family." As Rowland previously mentioned Solange, she hopes to one day work with her again.

"I'm a huge fan," she said. "I love her writing and how detailed and particular she is. I always wanted to figure out how the heck she has so many different layers of harmonies when she is constructing these vocals, and it's so complex but simple. It's genius. It's the genius in her genius mind that she has in there." One of the last times the pair collaborated was on Rowland's "Simply Deep" track off her debut solo album of the same name. Solange also penned a few songs off the same project. Fast forward to 2016, and Rowland's vocals were featured on Solange's iconic A Seat at the Table.

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Teyana Taylor To Pay Homage To Ballroom Culture In "WTP" Video

Teyana Taylor aims to keep her hot streak of innovative videos coming thanks to this recent announcement. Taking to Instagram on Wednesday (Jan. 9), the "Gonna Love Me" singer will show adoration to ballroom culture in the visual for "WTP."

Directed by Gregory "Beef" Jones, The Aunties Inc., and Taylor herself, the Harlemite takes viewers on her journey to the expression-filled space where she hopes to rack up 10s across the board from a group of judges. The premise of the video also seems to follow a mockumentary format airing on a fictional network named FEMTV. Alongside Taylor, other men and women get ready to display their talents and confidence on the ballroom floor.

"WTP" is featured on the mother-of-one's sophomore album, K.T.S.E., which was released in June 2018. While the rollout's controversy didn't entirely muddle the excitement behind the project's debut, Taylor said she was sold on the idea that her album would be treated as the biggest out of G.O.O.D. Music's string of releases last year.

"I didn't know ahead of time that there wouldn't be any singles or visuals. But I knew that it was going to be the five-album thing," she said during a HOT 97 interview. "[Kanye] wanted [my album] to be last, he wanted mine to be the biggest. That's the way they sauced it up. I was sold."

The video will debut on Jan. 19. Check out the teaser below.


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👀 1.19.19 👀 #WTP Directed by @teyanataylor & @ogbeefjones @theauntiesinc 🙏🏾🙌🏾🙏🏾 The wait is ALMOST over. 😏 @museumofsex

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Trina Braxton’s Ex-Husband, Gabe Solis, Dies After Battle With Cancer

Gabe Solis, the ex-husband of Trina Braxton, lost his battle with cancer, Thursday (Dec. 20),  TMZ reports. He was 43.

Solis passed away at his home in Texas, surrounded by friends and family, according to the outlet. No official details have been released about his passing.

Solis had reportedly been keeping his cancer battle private. His death came as a shock to his loved ones. On Friday (Dec. 21), Braxton seemingly mourned the loss of her ex-husband with a cryptic Instagram meme reading, “I need a hug..E bottle of wine.”

The former couple tied the knot in 2003, and appeared together on previous seasons of WEtv’s Braxton Family Values. Despite finalizing their divorce in 2015, Braxton and Solis confronted lingering issues from their marriage during an episode of Iyanla: Fix My Life, earlier in the year.

Braxton has since moved on to a new relationship, but remained friends with Solis.


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