From The Desk Of Sergeant Random: Jersey Shore’s The Situation Lands 6-Figure Tuxedo Deal

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The Situation has landed a six-figure deal to endore a line of tuxedos. We’re still scratching our heads about this one but according to TMZ it’s true.

The Situation will represent a New York-based tux manufacturing company named FLOW Formal. CEO Brian Weintraub tells TMZ, Sitch is the perfect spokesperson because the company is trying to target a younger demographic.

Weintraub adds, “This is great for us and great for the industry. [Tuxedos have] become an old man thing.”

The line is called …”The Situation”…and it includes tuxedos, slim-fit shirts, and accessories. It’s expected to launch in February 2012.

You know what this means right? Prom season 2012 is about to be a serious go for douchy teen Jersey Shore fan boys. Hide your kids now and put those bank cards away!