The Rule Book: Etiquette of a Quickie
Full nakedness is not necessary! Why are you birthday suit fresh for a few-minutes-long smash? Yeah, um… Cover up. It’s quite possible that squirm down to your bra and panties, ladies, but starch nakedness is too much. In case things end abruptly, you’ve got to be able to move quickly. And in a location of semi-discrete proportions, things can become too real very quickly. Ha!