Today in Captain Pervert News – Vienna Opens World’s First Int’l Sex School

The world’s first international sex school has opened in Vienna, Austria and its mission claims to teach students how to be better lovers. The Huffington Post reports that Swedish-born headmistress Ylva-Maria Thompson says anyone over the age of 16 can enroll at what she describes as “the world’s first college of applied sexuality.”

Students will live in a mixed sex dormitory block where they’re expected to practice their homework.

“Our core education is not theoretical, but very practical. The emphasis is on how to be a better lover”, the new school head added.”Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features. And we teach people hands on.”

Tuition will cost £1,400, which is pretty much double in American dollars.

Don’t front, we know some of you freaky deaks want to enroll. Book your flight, no judgment from us.