Have A Seat: 5 Celebrities Who Need to Leave the Bad Weaves in 2011
From UPTOWN--I thought I would have gotten this wish last year, but the Lord didn’t see fit for it to happen. So this year, I’m violently praying that in 2011 we can leave one element that has had our people oppressed for the last few years — bad weaves!
Guys, let’s erase the lace, starting with these top five offenders who need to tell their hairdressers to HAVE A SEAT!
Song reference: “The Boy is Mine”
Ma’am, I love you, but the boy hasn’t been yours and will never be yours. He can’t get past the bad hair. Man Down! I’m sorry I have to tell you this way. Please, leave Pookie the weavologist in 2011. She’s no good for you! She’s holding back your love life, and you don’t even know it. Bran, you gotta tell the bad weaves to HAVE A SEAT!
Song reference: “I’m Going Down”
It went down a few years ago actually…your stock that is. Mary, you’re a repeat offender, and I just want you to be happy. The real reason it took so long for you to find love was your hair. Sorry. But now that you’ve got some loving, do yourself a favor and step your hair game up. Tell Lil’ Kim she can still get her hair done by your sister, but you’re going elsewhere. Walk towards the light; it’s time for the bad weaves to HAVE A SEAT!