How to Attend the All-Star Game As a Vixen
Ballers and groupies go together like drugs and d-boys, like stripper heels and fishnets, like white walls on a Cadillac, like yaki weaves and overstuffed freak’em dresses on thirsty chicks, like... Well, you catch my drift.
The point? NBA All-Star weekend is coming up and everybody knows this is like one of the most premier party events of the year. All the stars, wanna-be stars, athletes, pseudo-ballers, professional groupies, socialites and everything in between will be gallivanting about to enjoy the festivities. As a Vixen, however, there are a few things to keep in mind before embarking upon an All-Star weekend of fun-filled activities.
Know your limits, particularly when it comes to drinking! The alcohol will undoubtedly be flowing heavily, but thou shall not get pissy drunk. There is nothing worse than seeing an otherwise sophisticated, well put together lady slumped over in a drunken mess. Gauge your alcohol intake.
Look in the mirror before you step out. A 3-D mirror, if possible, just to make sure that you look good in your dress from every angle. Your hair must be laid, front, back and on both sides! Make sure your stiletto game is on point, too. Whatever heels that you decide to wear, please make sure that you know how to walk in them. You definitely don’t want to be caught out there looking like you just learned to walk in heels. Some Dr. Scholl's and a cortisone shot will go a long way.
Travel prepared. Don’t be caught out there without your own prophylactics. Smart women carry their own condoms. And by all means, if you decide to get it in, let your girlfriends know where you’re going. Give them homeboy's cell number and government, just in case!
And this last bit of advice may be stating the obvious for the entrepreneurs among my Vixens. Don’t leave home without your business cards. While all-star weekend is undoubtedly party central, it can also be a phenomenal networking opportunity.
Now go forth and have a ball!