5 Spin Moves He Might Play This Un-Cuffing Season


From WWMD — Young lovers, Spring is upon us and autonomy is in bloom. Yes we have officially entered the period of dating life commonly referred to as Un-Cuffing Season, the pre-motion trials of Summer Flinging, which officially begin May 28th on Memorial Day. You may soon notice, that this season will usher in a slew of shenanigans entertained by the one you’ve been cuffin. Yes, that warm body pillow you’ve been intimately cuffed to these past cold months, may start dropping subtle hints of distance. Do not be alarmed, this is standard practice. Above all, understand the rituals that are about to take place, knowledge is power! The dating game can be fierce so please don’t trip over these common spin moves. Don’t hate the game, just become a better player…

5.) The Text Message Phone Call
Naturally, I would never recommend anyone try to read between the lines of a text message. Casual talk is bound to breach syntax. However, in the spirit of Un-Cuffing Season this is a wise move to be mindful of, if you’re noticing that your previous phone jones have been abbreviated to acronyms and other text talk, take no alarm. Just take note. The games have begun. Play accordingly.

4.) The “Oh word? I might see you there!” Invitation
This is a swift move for the experienced and strategic Un-Cuffer. Afterall, arriving at the beach with sand is only going to complicate the Summer Flinging application process. Therefore casually “bumping into” you is far more beneficial in the large scheme of things and allows him to still appear as a bachelor in public eye. More importantly, it exercises the fact the you’re still a bachelorette! Truly, once you look past the disrespect of it all, you can see how this is secretly an ideal scenario for a young lover to find themself in. Not only can the cuffee take advantage of that evening’s meet and greet, but she still has a designated cuffer to ride home! #Winning #Won

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