The Checklist: Qualifications of a Spring and Summer Boo


Unless you’re living under the cool shade of a rock, you’ve realized that the cold weather is breaking and making room for warm, sunny days. Spring and summer are approaching, and with that, men of your interest are sure to follow. Clothes are bound to shed for bikini season and lust begins to suffocate the oxygen.

And this is all fine, as long as your beau meets specific qualifications. Yes, qualifications.

Now, we know. Having a “list” of requirements can land most women in Singleville, but if you’re the Vixen we know you can be, you’ll be able to make the warm months the epitome of fun while bagging the joint of your interest (benefits included).

Peep the checklist and see if your crush qualifies for boo-dom…