You Know You’ve Been Single Too Long If…


When you live alone, you are just used to certain things.  You’ve picked up habits that are only acceptable when no one else is around. (Vacuuming in your underwear, luxuriating in the ambiance of your own farts while eating buttered spaghetti noodles – all sound familiar, right?)

The unimaginable things you would never be caught dead doing while the cameras are rolling become par for the course behind closed doors.

Carrie Bradshaw coined it SSB: Secret Single Behavior and the affliction is not gender specific.

Guys and gals, which of these seven things are you doing right now? –Franny Crooks

Check out the reasons at Uptown Magazine

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