5 “How To” Books Stacey Dash Should Write

From Hello Beautiful

The breathtakingly stunning actress Stacey Dash is planning on writing a “How To” book for her next gig. Instead of searching for another role that needs a pretty face, Dash wants to use her brain to help those that want to be just like her. She’s also going to be learning about herself in the process. She had this to say about her new book:

“I’m writing a “How To” book. It’ll be about me, my daily ritual and what I do every day to be Stacey Dash. It’ll be about what I’ve done in the past, the mistakes I’ve made and the lessons I’ve learned. The mistakes that I continue to make that drive me to moments of madness. I want to share what I’m going through in real-time to correct,  reconcile and reinvent. You see I’m on a quest to live in love and joy come hell or high water. So, I’ll be writing about my future and how I’m moving forward in life using the knowledge I’ve gained from my past and wisdom I’m finding now. Also, I want to teach women and girls how to take care of themselves…and most importantly, how to love themselves. I believe that… is truly what is most important in life. In the process of writing, I’m hopeful that while I’m teaching you I’ll also be teaching myself.”

Great–a book all about her and her daily rituals–basically what it takes to be Stacey Dash. Well, that all sound fine, but unrealistic. Just because I use the facial scrub and moisturizer that she uses doesn’t mean that I’ll wake up and suddenly be unbelievably gorgeous. Will it? If this book were realistic, I’d totally buy it. But since we live in the real world and we’re not all blessed with those way above average genes, I’d rather Stacey Dash write a “How To” book about these things that she knows more about:

1. How To Get Fired

Vh1′s “Single Ladies” may have given Dash the boot, but they’re not the first, nor the last. The 40 plus year old actress evidently or allegedly has a nasty attitude that far surpasses how attractive she is and gets her fired more often times than not. If Stacey were to write something, it should be a step-by-step guide on how to lose a job with your attitude alone.

2. How To Be Beautiful

Every time Stacey looks in the mirror, she’s got to be overly impressed with her green-eyed reflection. I know I’d be conceited. The age-defying beauty should focus her energy more on telling us how we can be beautiful instead of telling us what we can do to be like her.

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