Germany To Pass Law Banning Sex With Animals

Apologies to the food currently digesting in your stomach because it’s about to get real.

Germany is passing a law against zoophiles, individuals who like to do the deed with animals. According to the Inquirer, officials took up the issue after a law banning animal cruelty was not enough to prohibit the practice.

The debate occurred in October Berlin tabloid BZ posted a photo of a man holding his dog with the headline “we call it sodomy, he calls it love.”

Over 10,000 of these pet doers reportedly reside in the country and will have to cough up a $32,000 fee if caught. NewsFix with the report below.