CBS Advises Nudity Policy For 2013 Grammys

Tough luck, sideboob enthusiasts.

When all the stars align at the 2013 Grammy Awards there are two things that won’t be shining in the light: “buttock crack” and sideboob.

Deadline obtained an email Wednesday from CBS Standard And Practice, outlining the network’s “policy concerning wardrobe.” The policy bans everything from “brand name products,” to “thong type costumes,” to “female breast nipples” (which means more male breast nipples for the ladies!) — you can read the full email below.

Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory

-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-

***GRAMMYS 2013***

CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.

The Grammys are no stranger to outlandish outfits. Jennifer Lopez, Rihanna and former Disney star Miley Cyrus have all caused a kerfuffle during “music’s biggest night”.

Props: Deadline