Photo of the Day: Best Break-Up Letter Ever

Ladies, let us explain something to you: One of your man’s greatest fears is stumbling upon a Dear John letter. To him, sincerely you. But what’s scarier is that the scribe of the above breakup letter–who we just know is a woman because this is brilliant–began with a very chipper and cheerful “Hey Honey!” before releasing her wrath.

“Guess who left his Facebook open on the computer and got a message from Kelsi?” the bold writer of this note begins. “But don’t worry, I didn’t break anything! Actually, I was nice enough to package your things! And I even invented a neat game, since I know you like looking for things (like other girls!)”

The author then rolls into details of how her cheating partner can find the belongings through a series of stops at their Firsts–first place they met, first place they kissed, etc.

She adds insult to well-deserved injury with the closer: “Happy Hunting!”

Read the full note (if you haven’t already) above.