In the words of Nene Leakes, Jay-Z is very rich, bitch. And there’s no other way for him to tell you than to show you, whether that’s flaunting his fine art collection, his exotic vacations or his “condos in my condos.” Though Hov gave us a head start by leaking the lyric books to his latest album, Magna Carta Holy Grail, hearing him actually rap them takes it to another level. If there’s anyone who does luxury rhymes better than Jay-Z, please point ‘em out. Click through for the most obnoxiously opulent lyrics on #MCHG.
“Marble floors, gold ceilings/Oh what a feeling, fuck it I want a billion/Jeff Koons balloons, I just wanna blow up/Condos in my condos, I wanna row of/Christie’s with my missy” —“Picasso Baby”
“I wanna Rothko, no I wanna brothel/No, I want a wife that fuck me like a prostitute/Let’s make love on a million” —“Picasso Baby”
“It’s Bordeauxs and Burgundies, flush out a Riesling” —“Tom Ford”
“Peel off in a Lamborghini Countach/200 in the dash, we gonna rev it” —“Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit”
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