Fantasy Celebrity Threesome
"I don't really pay attention to celebrities. I need a chick with a fat ole ass. I think threesomes are overrated. It's nothing. Threesomes are like air. I used to be mad infatuated with 'em, but then I didn't really care because once I get one nut, I'm good. There's nothing I'm gonna do with two chicks that I ain't gonna do with one. When you end up getting mad chicks, there's nobody that you really fantasize over, to be honest. Wait, there's someone. But I wouldn't want to have a threesome with her. I would have one-on-one missionary sex. Claudette Ortiz from City High."

Biggest Bedroom Fail
"When I was younger and living in my mom's crib, I had a girl. She wasn't my girl, but she was my main chick. She brought her daughter around the crib. Her and my mom went out. So I had this other chick come through. We live in a house, so there was a whole three floors and I'm all the way on the top floor. I said, aight I'll just bring this other chick through, I don't care. I'm trying to get this now or I might not never get it.

So this joint came through, she was a bad joint, and so we're fuckin' around and then right when I start fuckin', I hear the door downstairs open. Why shorty came back with my mom! They came back from whatever lounge or restaurant they were at. I'm like, fuck. I'm in the pussy. You can hear everything so I hear the girl walk downstairs and check on her daughter. It's a brownstone so it's wood stairs. You can hear everything creaking. So she came upstairs and tried to open the door. I guess she thought I was sleeping.

The door was locked. I heard her try to move it again. Then she went downstairs to look for me. She asked my mom where I was at. Then she comes back upstairs and tried to open the door again. She knocks. I guess she thinks I'm sleeping or whatever. I ain't answering. I'm here with this other chick like we're playing freeze tag. Like wait, don't move. So that was mad awkward. My mom came up later on with the keys. I hear them trying different keys in the door. I didn't even get to nut yet! That was the worst part. Totally sucked."

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