Today In SMH News: Pervy Police Officer Allegedly Ogled Whitney Houston’s Dead Body

A Beverly Hills cop allegedly made lewd comments about late singer Whitney Houston’s body the day of her death [TMZ]

Three game boys pose as the po po to skip the line and cop Grand Theft Auto V but epically fail [NY Daily News]

A city attorney sent to jail for lurking nude in a woman’s home [Sun-Sentinel]

Customer tells banker another man has a gun. Said customer gets arrested himself for being mistaken as the criminal. [Gawker]

Starbucks is asking you leave your gun at home… really. [Yahoo!]

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