Today In SMH News: Justin Timberlake’s Aunt Accused Of Swiping $64K

While Justin Timberlake was bringing us sexy back, his aunt may have been taking thousands from his parents [TMZ]

A 41-year-old bites his neighbor’s penis after asking him to turn the music down. Talk about a painful sound bite. [Complex]

New study shows that E.coli, poisonous bacteria and fecal matter could be found in a woman’s purse [Daily Mail]

Justin Bieber impersonator sentenced to nearly 2 decades in prison after getting teenage girls to do dirty deeds on-camera [Gawker]

Hypothesis: Gay marriage is wrong because magnets say so [Hip Hop Wired]