Today in SMH News: Runner Attempts To Cheat Drug Test With Fake Penis

Husband shoots neighbor after wife convinces him she was raped by said neighbor “telepathically” [Gawker]

Italian runner attempts to cheat a drug test with fake penis, but can’t go the distance [Breitbart]

Newton County Deputy plays the role of bad cop after getting arrested for selling marijuana to an undercover officer [CNN]

Heroin addict support group founder arrested for being the problem [89WLS]

Never take your kid to the strip club, even if it’s not inside the strip club [Raw Story]

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