Today In SMH News: Woman Vows To Make Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches For A Proposal

“Maybe I needed to show him I could cook to prove that I am wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches — and I’d blog about it.” [NY Post]

A gorilla that’s been cooped up for 18 years at a Dallas zoo struggles with the ladies and got sent to therapy. That’s bananas []

Photographer can’t get a gal so he says he’ll pay for one, but only if she is attractive, 130 pounds or less and has long hair [Gawker

A former USC basketball star is listing her ex Blake Griffin as baby daddy after going half on one with NFL quarterback Matt Leinart [Baller Alert]

This Oregon pastor thought it was a brilliant idea to lure more patrons by using this two-word slogan [News10M]

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