Watch: Rihanna’s ‘Pour It Up’ Video Is All Your Dirty Wishes Fulfilled

Let’s forget the fact that we’ve been waiting for this “Pour It Up” video since Rihanna’s seventh studio album Unapologetic hit shelves last November. We’ll even pardon the creative differences the previous director and Rih had, which stalled the process, but finally, the raunchy, twerktastic clip is here.

Rihanna reigns over her stripper kingdom while making it rain, all in R-rated fashion (literally) dripping in gaudy jewelry, bedazzled pasties and fur coats. She even makes a splash by having her pole dancers slap their butts to water on beat. If this isn’t a stellar advertisement for a quickie trip to King of Diamonds or DOA, we don’t know what is.