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12 Evelyn Lozada GIF's That Teach Us Life Lessons

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Evelyn Lozada is the queen of mean. She can put you in your place so fast, you'll still be sitting there wondering how she did it long after the ordeal is over. Over the course of her extended 15-minutes of fame, she's made a name for herself as one of reality TV's meanest girls on Basketball Wives. She takes no mess from anyone and has no problem cutting ties quickly if she feels your loyalty has diminished. As we celebrate the mommy-to-be's birthday today (December 10), we take a look at her favorite sayings and their meanings.

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When you make your point and want to make it official, saying this is the icing on the cake in the midst of a dispute.

Translation: I am correct and anything else you say is null and void.

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When you're boyfriends lying and you already know the truth, you hit him with one of these.

Translation: I know you're lying so I'm going to stop you right there.

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After you stop your man or friend (frenemy) from continuing to explain their lie and before you reveal the truth they tried to hide.

Translation: You're insulting my intelligence.

Gif Credit: Hello Beautiful

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You said your point, congratulations, you're dismissed now.

Translation: Leave because it's only going to get uglier.

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A simple three letter word that defines the girl(s) who hate you not because you did anything to them but because you have something they want. If you want to get the full use of her words, add the the hand gesture and linger look of "yeah I said it".

Translation: You are mad at me because you aren't me, there for you try to be a second-rate version.

Gif Credit: Fortune-Fame

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After you're man cheats on you and is trying his hardest to get you back by throwing his mistress under the bus.

Translation: I stopped listening when you started talking.

Photo Credit: Lipstick Alley


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Now he's taken to stalking and blowing up your phone reminding you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.

Translation: I didn't care to hear you the first time, won't listen the second, so now you're just being annoying.

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When the girl he's cheated on you, confronts you because she went through your exes phone and pictures and it's all of you.

Translation: Your presences is non-existent. Wait, who did you say you were again?

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When you're not in the correct setting to blow up, you have to calmly let your foe know you aren't playing games and if she continues to be disrespectful it's going to be terrible for her.

Translation: If this table and these people weren't here, you wouldn't be talking right now.

Gif Credit: Baller Alert

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When you're second-rate version tries to do you, on you.

Translation: I'm flattered you wanted to be me, but you failed.

Gif Credit: Hello Beautiful

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When a girl tries to play you in front of your friends like she's down with your group.

Translation: You can't sit with us.

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