The 53 Best ‘Beyonce’ Lines To Use As Status Updates


There aren’t enough words to explain what Beyonce has done to our lives. Less than 24 hours ago, she dropped her fifth, self-titled album. It comes with 14 songs and 17 videos. The visuals will make you melt. The album dropped today (Friday the 13th), but you’ve already likely replayed it multiple times, already memorized lyrics and already tweeted the lyrics you connect to most.

Below, the 53 quotables you’ll be seeing on status updates for the rest of the year and eternity.

I woke up like dis

I get filthy when that liquor gets into me

You can’t fix what you can’t see. It’s the soul that needs the surgery

This time I’m gonna take the crown without falling down

Plastic smiles and denial can only take you so far

Are you happy with yourself?

We took a flight at midnight and now my mind can’t help but wander

Working 9 to 5, just to stay alive

I know if I’m on to you, you must be on to me. I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me

We be all night, and everything alright

Boy, I’m drinking, I’m singing on the mic till my voice hoarse

That D’USSÉ is the shit if I do say so myself (Jay Z)

We sex again in the morning, your breasteses is my breakfast (Jay Z)

Foreplay in the foyer (Jay Z)

I kiss you when you lick your lips

You like it wet and so do I

Make sure you clean that. That’s the only way to get the flavor

Tell me I’m the problem