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The 53 Best 'Beyonce' Lines to Use as Status Updates

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There aren’t enough words to explain what Beyonce has done to our lives. Less than 24 hours ago, she dropped her fifth, self-titled album. It comes with 14 songs and 17 videos. The visuals will make you melt. The album dropped today (Friday the 13th), but you’ve already likely replayed it multiple times, already memorized lyrics and already tweeted the lyrics you connect to most.

Below, the 53 quotables you’ll be seeing on status updates for the rest of the year and eternity.

I woke up like dis

I get filthy when that liquor gets into me

You can't fix what you can't see. It’s the soul that needs the surgery

This time I'm gonna take the crown without falling down

Plastic smiles and denial can only take you so far

Are you happy with yourself?

We took a flight at midnight and now my mind can't help but wander

Working 9 to 5, just to stay alive

I know if I'm on to you, you must be on to me. I know if I'm haunting you, you must be haunting me

We be all night, and everything alright

Boy, I'm drinking, I'm sinking on the mic 'til my boy toys

That D'USSÉ is the shit if I do say so myself (Jay Z)

We sex again in the morning, your breasteses is my breakfast (Jay Z)

Foreplay in the foyer (Jay Z)

I kiss you when you lick your lips

You like it wet and so do I

Make sure you clean that. That's the only way to get the flavor

Tell me I'm the problem

mineKnow I'm not the girl you thought you knew and that you wanted

Underneath the pretty face is something complicated

I come with a side of trouble. But I know that's why you're staying

You're not an angel either, but at least I'm trying

I know I drive you crazy, but would you rather that I be a machine

Stop acting so scared. Just do what I tell

Circulate the image every time I come around

Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up. We ain't even gonna make it to this club

Private show with the music blasting

I wish that you were me. So you could feel this feeling

I never broke one promise, and I know when you're not honest

If you keeping your promise, I'm keeping my word

Sometimes I want to walk in your shoes. Do the things that I never ever do

I look damn good. I ain't lost it

 
beyonce-drunk-in-loveDo you wanna roll with a good girl? (Drake)

Stop making a big deal out of the little things

Let's stop holding back on this and let's get carried away

All I'm really asking for is you

Don’t go ghost on me I'mma to go thriller on you (Drake)

I miss feeling on you. I miss everything that’s real about you (Drake)

All them fives need to listen when the 10 is talking (Drake)

I know you think it’s funny that your ex is not a running back, but that nigga came running back (Drake)


YonceBeen dancing on them tables, ain't got no cares, no sorrow

Took a trip to clear my mind. Now I'm even more lost

Been having conversations about breakups and separations

I guess I didn't see myself before you

The laws of the world never stopped us once

I fought for you the hardest. It made me the strongest

My heart beats so damn quick when you say my name

Hold me till I scream for air to breathe

Send all your sins all over me babe, over me

Rock it baby, rock it baby till the water falls down

You ain't right for doing that to me daddy

Hell yeah you the shit. That's why you're my equivalent

You look so comfortable in my skin

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