10 Outrageous Quotes from Sex and the City's Samantha Jones
Ten years ago today, we bid farewell to Sex and the City--otherwise known as the "girl bible" and one of HBO's best series. For six years, we lived vicariously through the fabulous (and dramatic) New York lives of Carrie Bradshaw, Charlotte York, Miranda Hobbs and Samantha Jones. Sure, they wore designer threads, never took the subway and could afford at least one brunch a week, but their discourse on men, sex and relationships struck a universal cord that has sinced continued on through two films and syndication.
Each character had their niche, but Samantha's penchant for lovers and hilarious one-liners make her a standout amongst the legendary clique. While her commentary on love, sex and everything in between may seem brash, we all secretly nod our heads in agreement.
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"I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties."
"F*ck me badly once, shame on you. F*ck me badly twice, shame on me."
"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, jaw stress, suction and gag reflex--all while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'."
"Listen to me. The right guy is an illusion. Start living your lives."
"I'm done with great love. I'm back to great lovers."
"I'm a trysexual. I'll try anything once."
"I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel."
"I think I have monogamy. I must've caught it from you people."
"Gay men understand what's important. Clothes, compliments and c*cks."
"Tell a man 'I hate you,' you have the best sex of your life. Tell him 'I love you,' you'll probably never see him again."