Funniest Martin and Pam Moments
Gina and Pam sittin’ on the couch exhausted after the women’s league of Detroit meeting….
Gina: I never knew it would be so much work to get into the league
Pam: I know, but we got in there
Gina: It would been easier if you wasn’t kissin’ up so much
Pam: Oh what you you “Don’t go to the concert, Sheneneh is tryin’ to trick us”
Gina: I don’t talk like thaaat….
Pam: You doin’ it right now
Martin in Tommy comes into the Apartment arguing….
Gina: Baby what is going on???…
Martin: That is that last time I go on a trip wit’ Tommy, the whole time he was like “I wonder what Pam doin’???”…. and I said “I don’t know, maybe she in the river swatin’ fish”….
Tommy: There you go wit’ the Pam jokes!!!
Gina: Yeah baby, you need to ease up
Tommy: Besides, it’s not like I talk about how many pillows Gina done flattened wit’ that big dome of hers
Gina: OOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! TOOOOO-MY!!!!!!!!!…. I know you aint talkin’ Head Sanford….
Martin and Gina breaks into the Sanford & Son Theme song… Pam cuts in….
Pam: I know you aint talkin’ about my man, when you’re standing next to Sir Short A lot
Martin cuts in
Martin: See I didn’t want to say anything about you, your tooth gaps are so wide, there’s a sign that says “Next Tooth 1 Mile”
Pam: Well at least I am tall enough to get on all the rides at Disney World
Gina cuts in
Gina: Now I see why they have such a CARING relationship…. she shaves his head, he shaves her beard, Magic Shave just don’t do it!!!!
Pam: Well if Martin was shaving your head, he would be shaving ALL NIGHT!!!!!…. Get up in that!!!!!!!!!….
Tommy and Pam leave
Martin: Yo we playin’ cards tomorrow???
Pam and Tommy: Yuuuup…..