Amanda Bynes is Engaged, Now Leave Her Alone
Amanda Bynes may have 99 problems but being single isn’t one. That’s right, Amanda Bynes is engaged while you’re still texting someone, “what’s your favorite color?”
In Touch Weekly reports that the 28-year-old former child star has found love in a hopeless place with a 19-year-old bait shop worker. Days after she was arrrested for DUI, Bynes was spotted with ring bling and when asked, she confirmed her engagement in true Bynes banana fashion.
“I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f— them, but I can now say I’m engaged — get away from me,” she told In Touch. “I want to be married and I want to be away from people.”
Amanda Bynes has yet to give much detail on how the two met, but she seems ready to start a family right away with the young stallion, “I want boys, for sure. However many I can pop out—I don’t want a gorgeous girl around. Then I [would] feel way jealous. Ew.”
There have not been any pictures released of the lovely couple, but we hope that this one is real. Congratulation’s on your engagement Ms. Bynes, you definitely give us single women hope.
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