So… ‘Boob Twerking’ Is A Thing…
We’re not sure which part of the above video is more disturbing: the muscle isolation necessary, or that the breast-defying feat is being treated as performance art. Either way, say hello to boob twerking. Model Sara X took to YouTube to share her talent (?) to the tune of Mozart’s “Eine kleine Nachtmuzik,” and it – unsurprisingly – went viral. Essentially just a bounce of each individual breast in the same fashion the booty performs the original twerk action, Sara X’s strong boobies have garnered over 4 million views. Responses on Twitter have ranged from “WTF,” to complete losses of faith in humanity:
Boob Twerking? Leave that shit at home on your alone time . Please & Thank You
— YVNGCOCOMSGRV (@Cocomusgrave) October 14, 2014
Boob twerking? Really? Like this is gonna be a thing huh? Love how the internet constantly reaffirms my hate for humanity. Way to go girls.
— T ? Y ? (@ICECREAMxBANDIT) October 14, 2014
Press play above and decide which side of the cup you’re on.