So… ‘Boob Twerking’ Is A Thing…

We’re not sure which part of the above video is more disturbing: the muscle isolation necessary, or that the breast-defying feat is being treated as performance art. Either way, say hello to boob twerking. Model Sara X took to YouTube to share her talent (?) to the tune of Mozart’s “Eine kleine Nachtmuzik,” and it – unsurprisingly – went viral. Essentially just a bounce of each individual breast in the same fashion the booty performs the original twerk action, Sara X’s strong boobies have garnered over 4 million views. Responses on Twitter have ranged from “WTF,” to complete losses of faith in humanity:

Press play above and decide which side of the cup you’re on.