Drake’s Birthday Turn Up Will Always Be Better Than Yours. Here’s Why

First off, he’s a vet. You’re brand new to this.

Have you ever been showered with confetti? Word? How about in a grocery store isle? Didn’t think so.

If you haven’t gotten loose at a Bar Mitzvah your perspective on partying needs to broaden. The chair dance is everything.

Fur coat. Bentley. Lifestyle cold blooded.

Older women love the kid. Your cougar cupboard is barren.

Models and bottles. That’s all we’re saying.