This Is What Amber Rose’s Online Dating Profile Would Look Like
Amber Rose is newly single, and finding a man will likely not be hard at all. But Wiz Khalifa’s ex-wife does have her standards. In a recent feature for Oyster magazine, the model/actress/”baldhead scallywag” filled out a fictional online dating profile, describing what she would look for in a potential mate. Featuring a sexed-up photoshoot with two male models, Amber Rose lays out her likes, dislikes and everything in between.
Grab a pen and peep excerpts below:
User name: Amber Rose
Quote to live by: “Be financially compensated for your heart”
Sexuality: Human beings with really great hearts and personalities.
Profession: Being a bad bitch
Political affiliations: I’ll pretty much vote for anyone that is pro gay marriage and pro legalised marijuana.
Hobbies: Listening to loud ratchet music and dancing, playing with makeup, and shoe shopping.
Smoking habits: I don’t smoke.
Things that annoy you: People that chew with their mouths open, gulp to hard when they drink, poor personal hygiene and sarcasm if it isn’t funny.
Want children: I have one little boy named Sebastian. He’s almost two, and he’s AMAZZZZZZING.
Impress me by: By jumping in the air and staying there.
Pick me up in your: A spaceship…Yes you have to be that cool for me to date you.
NEVER ask me: To have a 3some. I don’t share.
Desirable attributes: A pretty smile, a great personality and if you can make me laugh? You can win my heart.
What I’ve learnt from past relationships: Not to give too much of myself…Save some for just me.
Read more of Amber Rose’s “Imaginary Dating Profile” here. Flip through more photos from her Oyster magazine spread above.