Kid Rock Is 'Flabbergasted' As To Why Beyonce Is 'The Biggest Thing On Earth'
Kid Rock doesn't understand why Beyonce is "the biggest thing on Earth," because she "doesn't have a fucking 'Purple Rain.'"
In case you were wondering, Kid Rock is not a member of the Beyhive.
In a recent profile for Rolling Stone, the rocker said that he is “flabbergasted” by the praise Beyonce receives. Tearing into Mrs. Carter’s catalog (or lack thereof, in his opinion), Kid Rock compared Queen Bey to the likes of Prince and Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"Beyoncé, to me, doesn't have a fucking 'Purple Rain,' but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one 'Sweet Home Alabama' or 'Old Time Rock & Roll'? People are like, 'Beyoncé's hot. Got a nice fucking ass.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big tits.' Doesn't really fucking do much for me."
Naturally, actual members of the Beyhive did not take kindly to Kid Rock’s sentiments. The singer’s loyal fan collective took to the rock star’s Instagram page to defend Beyonce’s honor:
Welp. Is there any validity to Kid Rock's comments, or was the Beehive justified in their attack? Sound off.