Twitter Hilariously Adopts The Logic Of Dame Dash With #TweetLikeDameDash
According to Damon Dash, there are certain (very specific and very random) things that make a man, a man. There are also other (very specific and very random) things that are tell-tale signs that one is from Harlem. These and other great thoughts from his interview with The Breakfast Club have inspired the latest hilarious hashtag on Black Twitter: #TweetLikeDameDash.
“A real man won’t ask or answer questions about another mans money,” he told DJ Envy and Angela Yee. “How can another man call another man boss? That’s like calling another man daddy.”
Keeping with Dame’s (specific and random) logic, Twitter’s genius hit new heights with their latest trend in hip-hop parody. Peep the most laughable tweets below:
I can’t participate in the #TweetLikeDameDash trend because men don’t tweet about other men and besides who listens to social media?
— Charlamagne Tha God (@cthagod) March 23, 2015
Yall read The Bible? Youre not a real man. Men don’t read books about other men. Im from Harlem, we write our own Bibles #TweetLikeDameDash
— The KZA. (@KINGCLARKEIII) March 23, 2015
I quit school in kindergarten cause they had recess real men don’t play what my son gon think if he see pics of me playn #TweetLikeDameDash
— phill hunt (@phillhunt2) March 23, 2015
#TweetLikeDameDash woaaaah you catching flights? What kind of man let another man fly him around? We from Harlem. We WALK to dubai.
— Veteran Freshman (@yusufyuie) March 23, 2015
Real men don’t use sidewalks. How you gonna let another man’s ground get you where you going? In Harlem we fly. #TweetLikeDameDash
— malcolm flex. (@audacityofDOPE_) March 24, 2015
#TweetLikeDameDash Go Bowling? How you gonna stick your fingers in somebody else’s balls? I’m from Harlem, we don’t touch balls! (Pause)!
— Mr C’mon Son!!!! (@MrEdLover) March 24, 2015
#TweetLikeDameDash We from Harlem. We don’t pay extra for guac at Chipotle. Grow your own avocados and bring your own, b. Be a boss.
— tristan walker (@tristanwalker) March 24, 2015
WHY WOULD YOU GO TO THE SUPERMARKET? MEN WORK THERE! IM FROM HARLEM I GROW MY OWN RADISHES, PAUSE #TweetLikeDameDash
— The Kid Mero (@THEKIDMERO) March 23, 2015
Brooklyn Bridge? How you walk across a bridge another man built? In Harlem we swim just to other boroughs. #TweetLikeDameDash
— Kozza (@Kozza) March 23, 2015
#TweetLikeDameDash I don’t buy the plan b pill for my women, because I’m a boss and a real boss knows how to make plan a work.
— Lou Siffer (@ChunLi__) March 23, 2015
I don’t take no escalators. How you gonna let another man take you to the next level? In Harlem we elevate ourselves. #TweetLikeDameDash
— Cinnamita Applebum (@BrooklynBettyB) March 24, 2015