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This Mom Teaching Her Son How To Roast For The First Day Of School Is Heartwarming And Humorous

"Gotta teach my boy how to defend himself with words."

The first day of school is truly the most important. Not only are students trying to stunt on all the other kids in their flyest back to school clothes, but you've got to solidify yourself as one not to be messed with to avoid the embarrassment that can surely come if someone tries to mess with you.

In an video that's circulating the Internet, a New Orleans mother is teaching her son how to roast other kids in the event they decide to pick on him for the first day of school. Twitter user @WuzzamSupa is seen in a minute long video advising her little one on the art of the roast.

Her son tries a few on his own, but mom dukes implored the importance of language "You gotta say 'Boy you built like Mark Henry,'" she says, "That's funnier than 'look like.'" Wazzam Supa, who has a loyal following of nearly 31,000 on Twitter, then provided an example of what might work if he encounters a bully inside the cafeteria.

"You really gotta utilize the stuff around you. Let's say you're in a cafeteria, 'Boy if you don't get your milk carton head...'"

Reading, writing and arithmetic are all fundamentals every child should learn, but a good "Yo mama" joke can help ward off anyone who dare try you. Well done, mom. Well done.

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Jay-Z Praises Debut Of Jordan Peele's 'Us' Movie

As part of the celebratory activities that took place after the debut of Us, Jay-Z decided to partake in the words of felicitations and congratulated director Jordan Peele for another cinematic feat. On Sunday (March 24), Mr. Carter issued a statement on the achievement, as posted by Roc Nation's Twitter account.

"For US by US. Congrats on the #1 movie in the world," the "Moonlight" rapper said. In a past interaction, Peele said Jay-Z helped him to get over the notion of a sophomore slump when he worried about another stellar follow-up to Get Out. In an interview with MTV News, Peele remembered Jay-Z stating, "It doesn't matter, you already did that."

According to Variety, Us (MonkeyPaw Productions), raked in $70 million at the domestic box office last weekend (March 22). The horror film stars VIBE cover star Winston Duke, Lupita Nyong'o, Elizabeth Moss, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II and more.

On the topic of featuring a black family at the center of this film, Peele said to VIBE that it'll open up new perspectives of what an African-American unit looks like onscreen. “To be able to normalize this idea of representation in film, we have to be ready to represent the spectrum of where we are as African-Americans," Peele said. "I hope it’s therapeutic to be able to see a black family buy a boat in a movie, to be able to play the good guy and the bad guy, and not have it be a movie that has to be about race. I think that’s good within our community, and it’s good for the outside communities to be able to see — don’t put us in boxes.”

"For US by US. Congrats on the #1 movie in the world." - Hov pic.twitter.com/Dbk1R1y2dp

— Roc Nation (@RocNation) March 24, 2019

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Barack And Michelle Obama Congratulate Jennifer Lopez And Alex Rodriguez On Engagement

The news of Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez's recent engagement has received some serious love from the former POTUS and FLOTUS.

Taking to Twitter to post the presidential sincerity, A-Rod showed off the handwritten note from Michelle and Barack Obama. “This means the world to us. #44," the engaged couple captioned the image. The note also offered marital advice to the couple.

“Jennifer & Alex -- Michelle and I just wanted to congratulate you on your engagement. After 26 years together, we can say that whatever challenges life may bring, sharing them with someone you love makes it all better. All the best, Barack Obama.”

This means the world to us. #44 pic.twitter.com/TyIQTMAOpW

— Alex Rodriguez (@AROD) March 22, 2019

3.9.19✨♥️

A post shared by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) on Mar 12, 2019 at 9:21am PDT

Earlier this month (March 9), Rodriguez proposed to Lopez with a diamond ring reportedly worth more than a million dollars. The pair dated for two years.

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