Donald Trump Actually Won The Presidential Election
Donald Trump won the presidency.
The billionaire real estate mogul snagged 268 electoral votes to Hillary Clinton’s 215, effectively winning the title of president elect by early Wednesday (Nov. 9)
Clinton called to concede the election, Trump confirmed in his victory address to the nation from New York.
“She congratulated us — it’s about us — on our victory,” Trump revealed. “And I congratulated her and her family on a very, very hard fought campaign. She fought very hard.”
He also said that Clinton is owed “a major amount” of gratitude for her “service” to the country.”
Further in the surreal statement, Trump promised to help “bind the wounds of division” and shouted out the people who didn’t support the crazy campaign that he referred to as an “incredible movement.”
“For those who have chosen not to support me,” said Trump. “I’m reaching out to you for your guidance and your help so that we can work together and unify our great country,”
Meanwhile, so many Americans are trying to get to Canada that the country’s immigration website crashed. The world is in a state of utter confusion.
DONALD TRUMP WON. GOODBYE EARTH. IM MOVING TO JUPITER. #ElectionNight
— 1D Updates 🌐 (@OTRADaily) November 9, 2016
Donald Trump is our new president. No political experience. No military experience and he just won the election. Kill me please.
— Kenny Knox (@KennyKnox) November 9, 2016
We’re fucked we’re fucked we’re fucked we’re fucked we’re fucked we’re fucked
— Craig Bro Dude (@CraigSJ) November 9, 2016
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF. WTF.
(Hello, Canada, are you there? It’s me, America.) #ElectionNight
— Upworthy (@Upworthy) November 9, 2016
Fuck America, honestly. All Donald Trump winning does is show me how majority of y’all really think.
— ??lovelle (@heartlle) November 9, 2016
Trump really just won. This really just happened. The clock will be turning back 50 years on Friday, January 20th.
— honeybaby (@khairounaaaaa) November 9, 2016