For $81.50 You Can Purchase Cooked Collard Greens At Neiman Marcus
High-end retailer Neiman Marcus is gearing up for the holidays and announced Tuesday (Nov.1) that it will sell collard greens to anyone who enjoys the dish and has an extra $66 to shell out for it, plus $15 for shipping.
According to the site, the greens are “seasoned with just the right amount of spices and bacon” and serves between eight to 10 people. All one has to do is heat it up and serve.
Neiman Marcus’ new holiday menu also boasts a baked bean medley for $80, broccoli cheese cassserole for $65 and stuffed cornish hens for $120. However, despite Neiman Marcus’ foray into the culinary world, many online were a bit puzzled.
I’ll just say this …
If you buy collard greens from Neiman Marcus, you will not get into Heaven.
— Thomas L. Strickland (@ThomasLS) November 1, 2016
$66 for gentrified collard greens from Neiman Marcus pic.twitter.com/gZJMxiH0rX
— BRAD RADCOCK (@Stuntastic210) November 1, 2016
The fact Neiman Marcus shipping collard greens lets me know it’s almost time for the Lord to return and take us all of earth.
— October 29th (@icanonlybemekh) November 1, 2016
🙄 Neiman Marcus is out of their minds for this Thanksgiving dinner they trying to sell smh lol pic.twitter.com/EvLVBZPBml
— Nique (@Nawt2DaySatan) November 1, 2016