Don’t Touch Me: 9 Wildly Probable Theories Why Melania Keeps Dodging Trump’s Hand

Melania and Donald Trump made headlines when they landed in Tel Aviv, where Melania appeared to be swatting her husband’s hand as he reached for hers. Awkward mishap? Twitter, nevertheless, had a field day:


Then… it happened AGAIN—this time in Rome, where FLOTUS cleverly dodges Donald’s hand by moving hers to fix her hair. You ain’t slick, Melania!


But—inquiring minds want to know: just why is the First Lady curving her man like so? We’ve gathered ’round the thinking table and conjured up a most foreseeable list of reasons why Melania doesn’t want to touch POTUS. Peep the rundown below…

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1. She wants to bite the hand that feeds her, but can’t.

 

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2. Wait—she’s allergic to him.

 

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3. Perhaps Trump’s hands are too small for hers?

 

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4. On second thought, maybe he doesn’t wash his hands and Melania doesn’t want to catch the cooties.

 

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5. Then again, Trump does play too much golf. Maybe his calloused fingers and warts are to blame?

 

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6. Nah… She just wants to be ready to run away as soon as she sees the perfect opportunity to do so.

 

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7. Because she realized Trump is a Trump supporter, ya know? Like, b***h, be HUMBLE.

 

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8. Or that he’s a fan of Katy’s new music.

 

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9. You know what? We’ve got it. Because he’s a “p***y grabber” and Trump’s ex-wife accused him of “violating” her.

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