Course Title: How to Turn a Business Man Into a Business, Man
Course Description: Following the blueprint Jay Z has created, he will teach people that live in poverty how to flourish from their upbringing and become a successful entrepreneur. The reward for earning an A is your very own “baddest” chick or guy in the game.
Professor: Kim Kardashian
Course Title: Marriage, Divorce, Sextape and Paparazzi.
Course Description: With her track record, you will get an expert guide for celebrity love life navigation. She tells you the do’s and dont’s of sextaping. You’ll also learn how to marry, divorce and marry again without ever being single. The pap queen also shows you how to properly showcase everything with just enough damage and lots of fame.
Course Title: The Art of Surviving Stan Bullies
Course Description: Taking personal experience and optimizing on it, Professor Hilson takes you on her own in-depth journey and how she overcame it. She teaches you media ettiquete when it comes to dealing with the stans who speak for the their favorite celebrity. And of course you will have plenty of guest speakers: Professor Cole, Professor Ciara and Professor Dash.
Course Title: A Feminist Look at Being A Boss
Course Description: Beyonce has mastered many trades and turned herself into a boss. She will teach you how to wake up “Flawless”, turn in your “Single Ladies” credentials and most importantly “Run The World”. It’s an extremely hard course to get into as she’s the most sought after professor, but the lessons you learn from her will change your world forever.
Course Title: Cooking for Kids
Course Description: Professor Ambrose will teach you how to cook healthy and delicious meals kids will love. In this course, you will learn how to make 3-course meals, 15-minutes or less and how to dress your on-the-go meals. You will get guides and tutorials on teaching your kids how to eat without spillage and how to style them for any eating occasion. If you pass her cooking course, you too can be a rockstar mom.
Course Title: The Art of Making Money off Your Ex
Course Description: What better way to get over a broken heart than rolling in dough? Many women haven’t figured out how to capitalize on a break up, but taking Professor Swift’s course will make you a pro. She has turned it into an art form and she’s ready to teach you her ways. If you successfully complete her course, you can align yourself with many number 1 hits and future awards.
Professor: Lil Wayne
Course Title: Love Yourself
Course Description: The description is in the name. Lady Gaga embraces the fact that she was born this way and now she’s a musical icon. This class will teach you to embrace your unique talents and focus on channeling your emotion into doing substantial activities like acting, singing, dancing, drawing; anything!
Course Title: How to Turn Tricks into a Trade
Course Description: In this course, you will learn how to capitalize off of other people’s problems. Master how to turn ‘ratchet’ into a profitable business. From staging the proper fight to knowing what non-stars to add for 15-mins of fame. Once you pass her class, you’ll be a producer for your own reality show.
Course Title: The Art of Creating Thirst
Course Description: Nicki Minaj has turned her career into a thirst fest between men and women. She’s created a world where men suddenly get dehydrated when she pops up on any social media timeline or TV screen. Taking her course will teach you how to successfully post pictures that will have your DM’s flooded and likes in the thousands.
Course Title: How to Snag a Baller 101
Course Description: Professor Lozada teaches you the ins and outs of celebrity scouting. How to range their money and time in the industry with how far you want to go with your endeavors. She teaches you how to choose your ballers wisely so you can grab the title and not the jump-off status.