Beyonce is really starting to get on our last nerves.
She has zero regard for our edges or lives because if she did, she would give us a proper year to get our lives before springing another pearl clutching moment on us like this epic Beyonce project. You would think after December 13, 2013—Beyonce’s music game changer—she would have given us a few months to recover. But instead she kept on snatching wigs around the world by extending her Mrs. Carter World Tour, starting her joint On The Run Tour with Jay Z, and then turning the VMAs to the BeyMAs with her legendary 15-minute melody. However even that isn’t enough.
Now with no disregard for the holidays, Mrs. Carter is coming to dominate the fourth quarter with another Beyonce project, Beyonce: The Platinum Edition. And this isn’t just any album, it’s a four disc deluxe set that includes her original album, six extra tracks, 17 music videos, and a DVD of the MCWT. She’s also bringing friends like Nicki Minaj, Kanye West, Mr. Vegas, Pharrell Williams, and of course Jay Z to aid her in completing another music domination. Well Yonce, we’re not here for it.
Flip the page to check out the 10 reasons we’re not excited for another Beyonce project.
Just when our edges were starting to grow back since she changed the music marketing game in 2013, she’s coming to snatch them again.
It’s not fair to the other artists dropping music this year because how can anyone compete with a four-disc release?
Just when we were beginning to think she was human as she’s been spending quality family time, she reminds us that she’s not. We’re still trying to figure out how she has time to do it all.
Our edges have yet to fully return after the ‘On The Run Tour.’
We thought we were going to be great this year and now we’re reminded that as long as Beyonce’s still making music, we can never reach our full level of greatness.
It’s the same week as Thanksgiving, Bey are you taking that too? Is it Beygivings this year? Just let us know so we know how to prepare.
It’s right before Black Friday. Now we have to readjust our budget because if we want to buy five copies of Beyonce: Platinum Edition, someone in our family is out of their christmas present (checks to see which family member has been naughty).
She could’ve at least waited until our follicles returned after her BeyMAs performance that had us questioning what took MTV so long to recognize.
We’re still trying to figure out how she fits everything in her 24 hours of the day. Now we’re wondering what we’re doing with our lives.
But in actuality, who are we kidding. We are very much here for this Beyonce project. We’ve already written November 24th in our calendars. We’re timing how fast we can type in our credit card information, and ready to camp out on our computers for Beyonce: Platinum Edition.