We live for celebrity shenanigans but every now and then the lines get blurred and the lifestyles of the rich and famous just get borderline foolish. And when that happens, we invite them to have a seat. No one is exempt from getting called out and some may even find themselves listed as repeat offenders. Check out the list of celebs who need to park their rumps this week.
Terrence Howard
Ordinarily, a man who was assaulted would get some sympathy but Terrence put his own self in that situation. This week reports came out that a woman showed up at his house earlier this month and busted him in the face, but the thing is she was his ex-girlfriend, she hit him in front of his new girlfriend, and the man is still married—to the woman who claims he physically abused her.
Terrence needs to sit down and have a little talk with Jesus and figure out what he’s doing in life. This man isn’t even keeping the ladies in rotation, he’s overlapping and that’s why he got busted, literally.
Fantasia
I hate to do this. I’m beyond thrilled Fanny is back and has her life together—somewhat. But, her appearance on American Idol showed us there are a couple of demons she’s still wrestling with: bad hair, bad clothes, and bad singing. Fantasia looks good with long hair, but all that yaki on top of two outfits drenched in sequins?
No, just no. Black Cher you are not.
And the singing. Fantasia has an amazing voice, which is why I would like to hear it sometime. Somewhere along the line, after she won Idol, she just decided she’d stop singing and start shouting her way through songs. It’s not that it sounds bad — it’s just, well, not singing.
Chris Brown
You already know.
The messages fans sent to Chrissy Teigen after his Billboard performance weren’t his fault but he took an awful long time to tell them to chill, and even when he did, he wasn’t saying a whole lot.
Chris’ fans are obviously taking their hot-headed cues from him so he might want to step up and tell them to cool out. He doesn’t need any more bad press and, unfortunately, the way the media sees it, his fans are a reflection of him.
Therefore, “I know you’re about that life,” isn’t going to cut it.
Wendy Williams
She’s getting some carryover from last week. First, Wendy tried to say Black women are jealous of her and her plastic surgery and hideous weaves. Then, she tried to play Meeka Claxton and say she’s a “non-factor”. All this from a woman who makes her living telling everybody else’s business but her own.
She’s just so out of bounds in more ways than one and so, as punishment, we invite her to have a seat in a beautician’s chair so she can get a sew-in or a weave that actually looks like it’s fresh out the pack and not something you picked up in the discount pile at the corner beauty supply.
Pat Houston
Pat’s not really a celebrity, but it looks like she’s trying to be, so here’s her chance. Pat is entitled to one of the lovely seats she didn’t want Ray J to sit in at the Billboard Awards which nearly caused an on-camera tussle during Whitney Houston’s tribute.
Pat tried to come out and say Ray J moved to a spot near her family where he wasn’t supposed to be and that she graciously allowed him to stay. Doesn’t this situation sound awfully similar to Bobby Brown getting moved around during Whitney’s funeral?
We think she needs to calm down — real quick. Plus, there are rumors she demanded to go on stage with Bobbi Kristina to accept the Millennium award screams. Clearly, somebody is hungry for the spotlight and is a super shady character.