A few months ago the media ran wild with a story involving a TSA agent leaving a note for a passenger after discovering her, ahem, battery operated boyfriend tucked safely away in her luggage. While I wouldn’t have left a note for the passenger, I definitely would’ve silently applauded her since I am a firm believer in getting to know your va jay jay as often as possible. I hold this belief for two simple, yet very important reasons. First, I believe women should know every nook and cranny of themselves to be able to detect when something is wrong. No doctor should know your body better than you do. Knowing your body, what it looks like and how it works could make the difference between life and death. Second, I believe that in order for you to be able to have a healthy sexual relationship with your partner, you need to know what you like and don’t like. You need to be able to communicate to the other person how and where you like to be touched, what works for you and what doesn’t.
Anyway, that situation got me to thinking about how many other women may have been in that exact scenario. As someone who travels often my goodies have racked up almost as many passport stamps as I have and even though I’m grown and can carry sex toys if I want to, I still get a twinge of nervousness and shame every time my luggage goes through a scanner. So off I went in search of toys that I could travel with incognito style and what I found was that there are actually a wide variety of vibrators out there specially designed to blend into the background and help you explore your wild side anytime and anyplace. Here are just a few of my favorites from EdenFantasys.com.
Hello Kitty fans rejoice! She’s here, she vibrates and knows how to make your kitty purr with pleasure! No one will ever suspect that this little toy like gadget has a more sensual purpose. The Hello Kitty pocket rocket is a well made discreet vibrator, a little less intense than a traditional pocket rocket but much cuter!
Your face gets all dolled up. Why can’t your kitty? Gently paint on an edible delight with this multi-speed vibrating brush and tasty, sugar-free berry-flavored powder. Soft to the touch and sensually teasing, this brush will flick its bristles across the body, dashing on the berry powder to the most intimate of areas for a tasty and lickable reward. It’s also wireless and easy-to-use. Trust me, if TSA sees this in your carry-on they’ll just think you’re another woman who can’t live without her makeup.
Embrace your hippy side….or put it in a vase and decorate your apartment. I kid, but seriously, The Flower Power is back, and this time better than ever. It’s a little larger than it used to be and it comes with a waterproof keychain vibe for the ultimate enjoyment in all your travels. It even has 8 different functions that you can cycle through by pressing the innocent looking little lady bug on the stem.
I have to admit, this toy disturbs me a little. I mean, it’s a rubber ducky for goodness sake! But if you can get over the slight trauma to your childhood memories, then this vibrator could be the one for you. Bound in its shiny black corset and spiked collar, the bondage duck is your best pal in a bathtub, and if you’re traveling with kids no one will be the wiser.