It’s National Coffee Day. Which to coffee addicts is the next best thing to Christmas and a close second to their actual birthday.
It’s the one day of year our favorite beanery helps celebrates us by satisfying our natural craving. It’s also another day you’re reminded that your love of joe may be more than just a craving but an addiction. If you don’t believe you have an actual problem, we’re here to help you get the first step, admittance.
Celebrate National Coffee Day with a few signs you might be addicted.
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The greatest invention wasn’t sliced bread but a programmable coffee maker.
Your coffee is ready before you wake up and the first thing on your mind when you get up is getting a cup of joe.
No cup is complete without a shot of espresso.
You know it’s time to get another cup when your hands start to shake.
You know all the coffee hacks to make your coffee experience faster.
You get coffee flavored ice cream, candy, and candles just to appease your smell and taste for coffee.
You’re a frequent buyer to more than one coffee shop.
You have stock in Starbucks or at least should.
Your kids, co-workers, and baristas know your order by heart. At times they have it hot (or cold) and ready by the time you enter.
You know all the baristas schedules and schedule your coffee pick up accordingly.
If you had to choose between getting a free cup of coffee everyday for a year or a brand new car, you would be picking up your free cup in your old hoopty.
You eat your lunch with coffee.
Your significant other knows you’re not you if you don’t have a cup of coffee and often times arguments can be settled with a hot one.
You’ve worried that your blood isn’t actually red but brown.
The only thing worst than stale coffee is one that’s no longer hot. But the only thing worst than both is none at all.
You feel accomplished if you don’t drink coffee for one day, but you make it up by have two or three the next day.
You have stained a few shirts thanks to your need to get coffee in a rush.