They say there’s a time and place for everything, especially when it comes to your music. Your job is the perfect place to set some tunes on repeat and move your way through a pile of work. Unfortunately, some music can make for an awkward atmosphere when they aren’t kid friendly. We all have our ratchet playlist- the highly offensive, profanity-laced tracks that we bop our heads to anyway.
These are songs you don’t want to play at high volume in the workplace. Trust us: we tried already. Click through to see if any of your guilty pleasures made our NSFW list.
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TLC- “Good at Being Bad”
NSFW Lyric: I need a crunk tight nxgga/Makes seven figgas/Laced with a platinum/Not the silver shit nxgga/And still seek her/Ten inch or bigga/Know how to lick it and stick it/Wha wha
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Nas & Bravehearts- “Oochie Wally”
NSFW Lyric: When it comes to sex I’m similar to the thriller in manilla/Bxtches call me Horse the puxxy filler/I’ll fxck a big boned or slim chick/Beat that puxxy up real quick then send home the bxtch
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Khia- “My Neck, My Back (Lick It)”
NSFW Lyric: Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front/then suck it off til I shake and cxm nxgga/make sure I keep bustin nuts nxgga/all over your face and stuff
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Shawnna- “Gettin’ Some Head”
NSFW Lyric: You know you nxgga want a bxtch like me/Apple bottoms with the wife beater rockin’ nikes/All the nxggas in the hood wanna call her wifey/If you got a pretty dollar then I probably might be
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Ying Yang Twins- “Wait (The Whisper Song)”
NSFW Lyric: You like to fxck, have yo legs open all in da butt/Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough/Switch the positions and ready to get down to business/So you can see what you’ve been missin’
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David Banner- “Play”
NSFW Lyric: Finger fxck your puxxy like you want some, girl/Work it like a nxgga straight licking on your pearl/I wanna see you cum in the middle of the dance floor/A nxgga can’t fxck, what you think your finger made for
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Akinyele- “Put It in My Mouth”
NSFW Lyric: Go down kinda slow or even fast/I’m always sprung once I feel your tongue in the crack of my ass/Just eatin me-nxgga/
Goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
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Pretty Ricky- “Grind on Me”
NSFW Lyric: I like to catch her when she coming home/Lights out with the Cherry thong/Eat her up like a Sundae cone/But as of morning/You got me open/Love John is strokin’/No jokin’/Coochie swollen/The bedroom smokin’/
Get some air up in this room girl (ah ah ah ah)
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Snoop Dogg- “Sexual Eruption”
NSFW Lyric: See, my game is outrageous/I got her to the crib and exchanged some fxck faces/But it wasn’t no use for me to bust one/
Cause I wanted her to have an eruption
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Lil Wayne ft. Kanye West- “Lollipop (Remix)”
NSFW Lyric: Shawty say she wanna lick the rapper/And she gonna lick the rapper/And I just wanna act like a porno-flicking actor/I (Anita Bake) her, now she caught up in that (Rapture)
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Lil Kim- “How Many Licks”
NSFW Lyric: Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon/But now he be sucking me off on the weekend/And this black dude I called King Kong/He had a big ass dxck and a hurricane tongue
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Tyga ft. 2 Chainz- “Do My Dance”
NSFW Lyric: I’m all in her red skin, like I play for Washington/I’m five eight, but six ten/My dxck stand like Superman
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Ludacris- “Puxxy Poppin”
NSFW Lyric: Im rubbin clits so stay in catch don’t try to duck and miss/(Bxtch!) Do your stretches don’t pull no hamstrings/You got me movin infact your doin the damn thang
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Three Six Mafia- “Slob on my Knob”
NSFW Lyric: Slob on my knob/Like corn on the cobCheck in with me, and do your job/Lay on the bed, and give me head/Don’t have to ask, don’t have to beg/Juicy is my name/Sex is my game/Let’s call the boys, let’s run a train
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Eazy E.- “Gimme That Nut”
NSFW Lyric: Pulled off my draws and we started to begin/ Now tha puxxy’s wet, so my dxck slides in/Oh, hiddy hiddy hiddy you hoe/Ridin’ from the back, so I’m fxckin’ kinda slow
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Trillville- “Some Cut”
NSFW Lyric: Take you home, and maybe we could bone or something/It’s no limits to what we do,cause tonight we cutting, gut busting/I’m digging in your walls something viscious/With your legs to the ceiling, catch a nut someting serious
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Too Short- “Cocktales”
NSFW Lyric: Take you home, and maybe we could bone or something/It’s no limits to what we do,cause tonight we cutting, gut busting/I’m digging in your walls something viscious/With your legs to the ceiling, catch a nut someting serious
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2 Live Crew- “Pop That Puxxy”
NSFW Lyric: I like big booty and big ol’ titties Bxtch/ you know you’ve been fxcked by many/So come and be my Private Dancer/I got some money if that’s the answer
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Riskay- “Smell Yo Dick”
NSFW Lyric: You want a new bxtch to fxck that’s fine but don’t fxck hers and try to fxck mine/You keep tellin me you ain’t touch her but some keep tellin me you dun fxcked her/and I ain’t that bxtch you want to play wit nxgga/drop them boxers let me smell yo dxck
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Rihanna ft. Chris Brown- “Cake (Remix)”
NSFW Lyric: Girl I wanna fxck you right now (right now)/Been a long time, I’ve been missing your body/Let me-let me turn the lights down/When I go down, it’s a private party
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Trina- “Look Back at Me”
NSFW Lyric: I got an ass so big like the sun/Hope you got a mile for a dxck I wanna run/Slap it in my face shove it down my throat/Nxgga where your blunt I can make this puxxy smoke
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Plies- “Becky”
NSFW Lyric: Like puxxy, love head/Will pay ya, I got that bread/open ya mouth before you open yo legs/Man down, I am dead
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Cam’ron ft. Lil Wayne- “Suck It or Not”
NSFW Lyric: Huh? My dxck hard as a motherfxcker/You don’t what?! tell that shxt to another sucker/I ain’t no sucker mama, come on fxck the drama/And kiss it down, lil pucker-rama
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Petey Pablo- “Freek A Leek”
NSFW Lyric: I need a girl that I can freak wit/and wanna try shit/and ain’t scared of a big dick/And love to get her pussy licked/by another bitch/cus I ain’t drunk enough to do that.
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Nelly- “Tip Drill”
NSFW Lyric: Now mama girl you gotta friend that don’t mind joinin in/I’m a tipdrill, cause I’m a tipdrill