We’ll never understand the great importance men place on their penis! However, we do know that men don’t know everything when it comes to what we (women) are looking for.
There are tons of well-kept secrets we wish they knew when it comes to sex and getting it right in the bedroom. In an effort to solve the mystery for our counterparts, we’re confessing the 8 secrets every man should know about his penis.
Manscaping is essential; especially if he is constantly making special requests.
As much as we have to abide by our womanly obligations to stay fresh and keep our areas trimmed, the guy shouldn’t be getting all wild and eccentric down there, either. We prefer our journey below to be a little less nature-y.
2. Mr. Too Big
Remember that episode of Sex and the City when Samantha attempted to sleep with a guy who was just TOO big?
In case men forgot, we’re not pretty little robots wired to stretch our vaginas to any size you come equipped with. All pain is NOT pleasure, so if you think we’re shooting for the world’s most over-sized penis- think again!
** Did you know: The average penis ranges from 14-16cm(5-6.5 inches erected). Indian mystics known as Sadhus have been known to stretch their penis from an early age by hanging weights on it, while the Topinama tribesmen of Brazil encouraged poisonous snakes to bite the penis to enlarge it.
3. His BIG Mistake
Great sex can very quickly take a turn for the worst. Women are turned off by a man that gets lost in the rhythm or has a creepy list of pet names enlisted for his pecker. It’s as simple as this: we want the sex spunky and for you to keep those emasculating nicknames far far away! High school is long gone and we don’t want it referred to as “Big Willy” or “The Naughty Nugget” (we can’t make this stuff up).
4. The Power of Girth
In a survey conducted amongst a large group of women, we tallied up how many preferred width over length. Okay, maybe we didn’t, but certainly the general consensus would agree that women opt for thickness. Depending on the girth of his package, a large spanned package has an increased chance of bringing us to climax versus Mr. long and skinny (aka the pencil penis).
5. “The Motion Of The Ocean”
This old adage couldn’t be more true! Despite a man’s possible shortcomings, it’s what he does with his boat that determines whether we stay or abandon ship. If he knows EXACTLY what he is doing and can kick up a few killer waves now and then; consider us happy!
6. Our Little White Lie
Love can have us doing some crazy things!
Just like men, women also circumvent little white lies here and there. It’s our way of protecting his confidence and the sacred ego that has him beating his chest after “mind blowing” sex. Faking orgasms and nicknaming him a sexual god are all a part of maintaining a healthy functioning relationship. A woman in love is simply willing to overlook his shortcomings and take notice of the better part(s) of him.
7. Circumcision Matters
Beware of the uncircumcised man!
Beyond a man not having the orthodox snip at an early age, women simply don’t desire a penis with a turtle neck. Or a pencil without a point.
**Did you know: In the late 1800s, doctors turned to circumcision to “cure” an array of ailments, from childhood fevers to brass poisoning to paralysis.
8. We Expect A Trained Package
When it comes to sports, most men are well versed on the ins and out, the breakdown of stats and strengths/weaknesses of every player. So shouldn’t we expect a man to know himself just as well? We want to know your strengths. Do you curve? Can you exceed 10 minutes?
He should enter the bedroom well aware of what he can put down. Anticipate on treating the bedroom like a boxing ring, where all of his training and years of practice come to light. Sex is the boxing match: knock us out.