If you thought you were sick of hearing about Kim Kardashian, spare a thought for Mike Amess, a man who vomits at the mere mention of the reality star. The 24-year-old from England has such a severe reaction to the big bootied one that he can’t bare to open a newspaper or turn on the television in fear of seeing her or any of the dreaded Kardashian clan.
“Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians’ nasal voices or catching a glimpse of them on screen makes me feel nauseous and shaky,” Amess said, according to the Daily Mail. “My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch.”
Mike says his phobia of the sisters started when he first watched Kim’s now infamous sex tape at the age of 17.
“I was raised Catholic and growing up, I tried to repress my sexuality and deny that I was gay,” he said. “Loads of the boys at school were going on about how good Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was. I thought I’d give it a watch in the hope it would turn me on. I downloaded the video and watched it secretly in my bedroom. But the sight of Kim writhing around with her huge bum and the sound of her horrible high-pitched wailing repulsed me. I really wanted to be aroused by her so I kept watching it but she made me feel more and more upset.
“By the end of the tape, I had burst into tears. The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim’s face again.”
Now that Kim and her family have turned into mega stars Mike says his life has turned into a nightmare.
“Kim and her sisters look and sound so similar – they’re a mess. They make my stomach churn, I hate it. I dislike everything about them, especially their physical appearance. I don’t understand how anyone could find them attractive. I can’t stand their voices either. They’re so whiny and shrill – it really gets under my skin. It’s impossible to get away from Kim, let alone her whole family. Every website or magazine you read has them plastered all over.”
The poor guy says Kim has ruined his life in several ways-relationships have ended due to the gay community idolizing the star he dreads and friends continually teasing him about his odd fear.
“Once, my friend put a picture of Kim Kardashian on his bathroom door so I couldn’t go to the loo all night,” he said. “It was unbearable! Another time, one of my mates got drunk at a party and chased after me with a photo of Kim’s ‘Belfie’ on his mobile phone. They find it hilarious but they don’t realize how traumatic it is for me. I wish I wasn’t scared of the Kardashians.”
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