It’s hard not to get dirty thoughts when you’re trying to think like a man, or at least what you would do if you were one.
My mind immediately races to the male anatomy and all the neat things I’d get to do with it from the same side of the coin. Though peeing while standing up sounds like a pleasant game of bullseye, I’d rather take it to the paint.
I want to know what it feels like to go hard. (Word to DJ Khaled.)
When women are in the mood, it gets a little damp in the nether region and sometimes, even that requires some patience and probing (no pun). When a dude is in the mood, things start looking north within seconds.
Unlike their emotions, being able to point out when a man is “excited” makes things a helluva lot easier. There’s no lengthy amount of foreplay, no pill-shaped mechanisms or X-rated flights of fancy necessary.
Things are either up…or down, and it can all be triggered by a slight brush of boob or the sight of Rihanna.
Trying to locate the G can be a hit or miss, but when you’re a man, every time is a standing O.