So, it’s starting to look more and more like Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are an item, huh? Last week, ‘Ye released his new track, “Theraflu,” which included a couple bars dedicated to him professing his love for Kim K. Then, the pair was spotted out on a dinner date shortly after the song dropped. And, finally, things really got interesting when the reality starlet was seen emerging from Mr. West’s apartment one morning wearing the same clothes she’d been seen in the night before. We’ll take “Things That Make Us Say Hmmmmmmm…” for $200, Alex!
But, seriously: What was going on in that apartment? We think we know. In fact, we’re pretty sure that we do know. But, maybe there’s a really logical reason that Kim spent the night with Kanye. What is that reason? Well, we don’t know for sure. But, we did manage to come up with five things that they could have been doing that would have forced Kim to crash at Kanye’s crib. Do you think any of these explain it?—Chris Yuscavage