Jwoww initially described herself as a praying mantis–she bites men’s heads off after having sex with them. However, she is currently sprung on the bf she met in season three. They’re still happy.
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Jwoww And Boyfriend
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Jwoww and Pauly D
This is probably one of the most forgotten hook ups on the show. Pauly D and Jwoww got acquainted during season one. It was a short lived affair but at least they were able to make a clean break, unlike Ronnie and Sammi some other cast members.
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Hot Tub Hookups
Where there’s a hot tub around this cast, there will also be hook ups. Vinny and Snooki had been attracted to each other since season one. After bouts of flirting and random making out, they officially tried to seal the deal during season two in Miami but apparently Vinny’s mini-me was too big. It’s the hook up that never was.
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Ronnie and Sammi Happy 1
Ronnie and Sammi hooked up during season one, so they never really had a chance to date other people even during break ups. This is obviously a shot from happier times.
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Ronnie and Sammi Fighting 1
Ronnie and Sammi fighting should be a pay-per-view event!
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Pauly D And Stalker Danielle
There’s always grenades and stalkers on the prowl. Danielle was a stalker. Pauly D initially described her as “a nice Israeli” girl but he quickly learned his lesson.
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Ronnie and Sammi Fighting 2
And when they fight, it’s like World Ward III!
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Snooki And The Situation In A Hot Tub
This was Snooki and The Situations only confirmed hook up. Snooki had been coming on to Sitch all throughout season one and he blocked her advances. But he had a change of heart near the end of their stay at Seaside Heights. They both admit to this one but anything after that is up in the air.
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Ronnie and Sammi Happy 2
The happiness doesn’t last long for these two.
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Snooki And Giovanni
We miss old Snooki. Nowadays, she’s always on the phone with Giovanni, her uber conservative he-bitchy boyfriend, trying to convince him that she’s behaving herself. Italy awaits!
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Snooki with Emilio
After unsuccessfully “Snooking for love” during season one, Snooki went back home to Poughkeepsie and met Emilio. He turned out to be an attention whore who ended up on Oxygen’s Love Games shortly after Snooki kicked him to the curb.
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Vinny And Angelina
Angelina was the black sheep of the house but she did have a vagina. That was good enough for Vinny when she drunkenly climbed into his bed during their season two stay in Miami.
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Vinny With Mike’s Sister
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino seems to have made his reputation in the house by being a hater, aka pulling robberies on the other guys and stirring up other unecesarry drama. But the ultimate karmic retribution came in season one when Vinny banged The Sitch’s sister, Melissa. Now Vinny can always use that as a reminder when Sitch gets out of control.
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The Situation with The Twins
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Deena With A Twin
Deena pulled the ultimate robbery from The Situation in what is now one of the most complicated hookup passes in Jersey Shore history. This twin was in Vinny’s bed by the end of the night!
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Snooki And Deena Making Out
The meatballs scored!
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Vinny With A Twin
If the concept of dtf was an actual sport, it would probably be something like basketball, but if the ball had legs and free will. The Situation picked up some twins while in Italy but the threesome he had planned failed. The twins ended up at the house to hang with Sitch but while one sister was cuddling with he and his neck brace (from knocking himself out during the fight with Ronnie), the other wandered into Deena and Vinny’s room. First, she started making out with Deena, then Deena left the room for a second (literally) and returned to find the twin making out with Vinny.
It gets more complicated…
Deena demanded that the twin get back in her bed, which was happily obliged but then Deena freaked when she had a random revelation that she wasn’t willing to be a lesbian even for a hook up. So…the twin ended up back in Vinny’s bed and he scored. #Twinning.