Guest Editor Bill Bellamy Reveals 5 Things on His Christmas List

The holidays may be prime time for family gatherings but with the good tidings come a chorus of “gimme, gimme’s” for Santa. Guest editor Bill Bellamy shares five things you may have never expected to find on the funnyman’s holiday wish list.

Canon EOS 5D Digital SLR Camera

“I’m going to step my photography game up, and everyone says I need the 5D because it shoots stills the best. I like to shoot behind the scenes footage and I like to take pictures a lot. Tell Santa don’t play.”
Kinect for Xbox 360

“We already got the Xbox, I just need Kinect. I can just jump inside the TV. And the headset so I can be talking to people from foreign countries and playing them on video games, because I’m a video gamer like that.”
Karaoke Machine

“A Karaoke machine, full throttle! Get a couple cocktails and we’ll be singing everywhere up in here.”
Rolls Royce Ghost

“We gotta get that Ghost up under there. That Ghost is fire. Look it up, it’s crazy.”
Flashback Racetrack

“I’ll go old school and go to Flashback racetrack from when I was a kid. Everybody wanted a racetrack. Let’s get an old school racetrack, with the car that changes lanes. All the dudes that are going to read this will be like oh, remember that!”