The holidays may be prime time for family gatherings but with the good tidings come a chorus of “gimme, gimme’s” for Santa. Guest editor Bill Bellamy shares five things you may have never expected to find on the funnyman’s holiday wish list.
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Canon EOS 5D Digital SLR Camera
“I’m going to step my photography game up, and everyone says I need the 5D because it shoots stills the best. I like to shoot behind the scenes footage and I like to take pictures a lot. Tell Santa don’t play.”
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Kinect for Xbox 360
“We already got the Xbox, I just need Kinect. I can just jump inside the TV. And the headset so I can be talking to people from foreign countries and playing them on video games, because I’m a video gamer like that.”
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Karaoke Machine
“A Karaoke machine, full throttle! Get a couple cocktails and we’ll be singing everywhere up in here.”
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Rolls Royce Ghost
“We gotta get that Ghost up under there. That Ghost is fire. Look it up, it’s crazy.”
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Flashback Racetrack
“I’ll go old school and go to Flashback racetrack from when I was a kid. Everybody wanted a racetrack. Let’s get an old school racetrack, with the car that changes lanes. All the dudes that are going to read this will be like oh, remember that!”