The Singer: Nicki Minaj
The Lap Dance: On an “I Am Music 2” tour stop in Phoenix, Miss Minaj threw an assist to Suns point guard Steve Nash.
What Was It Worth? $8. She did the same thing with New Orleans Hornets point guard Chris Paul a few nights earlier. Damn it—we knew we should have spent more time working on our handle when we were younger!
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Lap Dance 2
The Singer: Mya
The Lap Dance: While putting on a performance for an MTV special for Carson Daly’s birthday a few years ago, Mya decided to give the birthday boy a special gift.
What Was It Worth? $7. And we get the impression that if this performance wasn’t going to be shown on TV, it would have been worth a whooooole lot more.[videoembed size=”full_width” alignment=”center”][/videoembed]
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Lap Dance 3
The Singers: Kelly Rowland, Beyonce, and Michelle Williams
The Lap Dance: While performing “Cater 2 U” on a Destiny’s Child tour stop, the girls called a trio of guys onto the stage and serenaded them while giving each a dance.
What Was It Worth? $9. Okay, so all three lap dances were relatively tame (save for the move Kelly pulls off at the four-minute mark!) but something tells us these three dudes still haven’t stopped talking about this moment. And, really: Can you blame them?[videoembed size=”full_width” alignment=”center”][/videoembed]
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Lap Dance 4
The Singer: Janet Jackson
The Lap Dance: On her “Rock Withchu” tour back in 2008, Janet pulled a fan up on stage, tied him to a huge wooden harness, and went to town.
What Was It Worth? $10. Ms. Jackson does everything but have sex with this lucky SOB. Seriously: You have to see this to believe it![videoembed size=”full_width” alignment=”center”][/videoembed]
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Lap Dance 5
The Singer: Britney Spears
The Lap Dance: During a stop on her “Circus” tour, Britney gave a lap dance to Todd Herzog—the winner of Survivor: China.
What Was It Worth? $3. Just get to the point already, Brit! The build-up to the actual dance is obviously all part of the show and it results in a lap dance that looks a little too choreographed to us.[videoembed size=”full_width” alignment=”center”][/videoembed]
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Lap Dance 6
The Singer: Christina Aguilera
The Lap Dance: Christina pulled out all the tricks on her “Back To Basics” tour in 2006. That included tying a guy up and bringing her dancers to help give him a lap dance.
What Was It Worth? $7. The title of this clip (“Luckiest Guy In The World”) seems like a bit of an overstatement—until this guy gets lowered onto his back and…well, just watch. The title fits nicely now, eh?[videoembed size=”full_width” alignment=”center”][/videoembed]
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Lap Dance 7
The Singer: Ashanti
The Lap Dance: In the middle of the fifth annual Black and White Ball in St. Louis last December, Ashanti performed and gave her boyfr…er, “friend” Nelly a PG-13 lap dance.
What Was It Worth? $4. The lap dance wasn’t bad. But we’re pretty sure these two have practiced this at home once or twice (or 50 times?) so we expected a little more.[videoembed size=”full_width” alignment=”center”][/videoembed]
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Lap Dance 8
The Singer: Teairra Mari
The Lap Dance: Jay-Z’s former artist opened up a show for Monica in 2009 and brought an overeager male fan on stage for a quick lap dance.
What Was It Worth? $2. Teairra is lucky she only broke her pride and not her neck here. Fail![videoembed size=”full_width” alignment=”center”][/videoembed]
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Lap Dance 9
The Singer: Ke$ha
The Lap Dance: During a tour stop in Boston on her “Get Sleazy” tour, Ke$ha brought several fans up on stage, sat them down in a chair, and then basically just walked around them for five minutes.
What Was It Worth? $1. Besides the fact that there wasn’t much physical contact during her “lap dance” routine, what was with the guy dressed up as Santa and the other one dressed in a penis costume? Weird![videoembed size=”full_width” alignment=”center”][/videoembed]
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Lap Dance 10
The Singer: Rihanna
The Lap Dance: As mentioned in the intro, Rihanna got her freak on with a female fan on the first stop on her “Loud” tour earlier this month.
What Was It Worth? $7. It was short and sweet. Not that we’d be complaining for a second if we were in that young lady’s shoes.[videoembed size=”full_width” alignment=”center”][/videoembed]